Planet Fitness that is. This one is in North Carolina.
A shocked woman reported a naked biological man in a women’s locker room at a North Carolina Planet Fitness.
Right off the bat you know I found this on Fox News, because the of the term ‘biological man.’ Recently a college student got an F on a paper for using the term ‘biological woman’. If I understand the woke politically correct protocol, there are males and females, but ‘man’ and ‘woman’ refer to gender identities and can be either sex. Confused? Me too.
38-year-old Christopher Miller allegedly barged into the woman’s locker room at the popular chain. From the 911 call:
“Yeah, he’s still in the bathroom. It’s a man. But he says he identifies as a woman, and he won’t leave the restroom,” the caller is heard saying.
Oh the insensitivity! Recall from my last blog that Planet Fitness allows gym members to ‘sincerely self report‘ their gender and use whatever locker room they think is appropriate. Here the shocked woman declares ‘It’s a man’ and didn’t bother to ask about pronouns.
“He’s just walking around showing us his pe—, but he won’t leave,” she added.
I guess it was the pe— that confused her. Like me, she thought the presence of the pe— meant she was sharing her dressing area with a man. A pe— should be a necessary and sufficient condition for determining which locker room to head for.
My previous blog was about a wannabe woman shaving ‘her’ face in the women’s locker room, but this is still more outlandish. More from the call…
“And what’s he wearing?” the operator asked the caller.
“Nothing. Literally nothing,” the caller replied.
“Okay, so he is completely naked?,” the operator asked.
“He’s completely naked,” she replied.
It seems there is a fine line between proper sincere self-reporting of gender and indecent exposure. The police decided to arrest ‘her’ on suspicion of the latter. Here is the self reporting sincerely woman pe—swinger. It appears (s)he could have used a shave too.

And it seems the two women who were the object of the exhibition were in the ‘barely legal’ category, since they sought parental consul.
“This is not an emergency, it’s just that me and my friend, we’re all, you know not minors, but we were just flashed by a man in the bathroom,” the caller is heard telling the 911-operator. “And my parents told me to call to report it.”
Report away, but if ‘she’ sticks to ‘her’ gender identity nothing will come of it. At Planet Fitness, sincere self reporting is the rule. Consider going all ‘Bud Lite’ on the fitness chain and find another gym.
I anticipate a flood of new members in “PF” eager to share the locker rooms according to a “self- determined “ gender. It’s so liberating from the callous, oppressive and inflexible patriarchal views! “PF” may even need to urgently hire additional staff to help with this new members wave. After all we know how “Bud lite” became the number one beer in the US after shedding that terrible “toxic masculinity”
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