Cocoa and Cookies and Legos, Oh My!

I promised I wouldn’t write about the election, and I’m keeping my promise. I’m going to let OTHER PEOPLE speak and write about the election without a single comment from me. Remember I’m just the piano player…

#1 Jimmy Kimmel: “It was a terrible night for everyone who voted against him and guess what? It was a terrible night for everyone who voted for him too, you just don’t realize it yet,” he said.

# 2: A University of Oregon official has been placed on administrative leave after he shared a rant about Trump supporters, including his hopes they “go jump off of a f—ing bridge,” on social media.

“You can literally go f— yourself if you voted for Donald Trump,” UO Assistant Director of Fraternity and Sorority Life Leonard Serrato said in the video clip. “If you are so sad about your groceries being expensive, get a better f—ing paying job. Do better in life. Get a f–king education. Do something. Because you are f—ing stupid.”

#3 (A): Also from the University of Oregon: Ahead of the election, the university formulated a plan to help students with election-related stress. This included bringing therapy dogs, goats and a duck to campus and providing extra counseling services, local media reported.

#3 (B): Georgetown University in Washington, D.C., drew mockery on social media after news broke the college invited students to a “self-care suite” on Wednesday to recover from the stress of the 2024 presidential election.

Students at Georgetown’s McCourt School of Public Policy were reportedly offered treats like “milk and cookies” and “hot cocoa” as well as “Lego” toys and “Coloring and Mindfulness Exercises” to get their minds off the election results.

#4: Scientific American editor-in-chief Laura Helmuth blasted Trump voters as the “meanest, dumbest, most bigoted” group and “f—ing fascists.”

#5: TIKTOKER: “I would go as far to say that I would purchase a Glock and if you and I are walking on the same street and it’s dark out and you’re a white male — you have to be white for this to count, OK — if you’re a white male, even if you don’t approach me, I will shoot you.”

#6: Liberal women are withholding sex from men and shaving their heads to protest President-elect Donald Trump’s landslide victory over Kamala Harris.