One of the great unresolved questions in mathematics was the Four Color Theorem. To wit:
The four color theorem, or the four color map theorem, states that no more than four colors are required to color the regions of any map so that no two adjacent regions have the same color. Adjacent means that two regions share a common boundary of non-zero length (i.e., not merely a corner where three or more regions meet).

Simple enough to understand, not so simple to prove. The 5 color version was proven in the 1800’s. But when I started studying mathematics in 1974, the Four Color Theorem still had not been proven. That changed in 1976 when two mathematicians came up with a computer aided proof. That proof was so long and complicated that no human could review it, so there was some controversy about whether the theorem had, in fact, been proven true. Since previous attempts at proof had fallen short, the NY Times did not publish news of the proof for some time, not wanting to get taken in by false information. Would they had done the same with the Steele dossier.
One way to deal with a theorem that is proving difficult to prove is to come up with a counter example. If you do then the theorem is shown false and you can stop looking for a proof. To do this you try to create a map that cannot be drawn using only 4 colors. Over the years several such maps were proposed, but all of them were faulty. But give Governor Newsom and the California State Legislature credit; they are trying.

This map is what the State Legislature came up with in their effort to become even more blue. Currently there are 43 Democrat congresspeople from California, and 9 Republicans. The new maps seek to rearrange things so the numbers move to 48-4, or at worst 47-5.
I decided to look at what the Governor has in mind for Brumby Road. A three year old on a sugar rush could draw smoother shapes:

That little green dot is Casa Brumby. We live about 7 miles from Lodi, but that is a different district. We live about 6 miles from Linden, but that is yet another district. We are in the same district as most of Tracy, but almost none of Stockton, which is much closer. Manteca and Ripon are in our district, but so are Antioch and Pittsburg, which are East Bay (Blue) MUD.
I described these convoluted maps to Stoker, and she asked the hypothetical “Do they think we are stupid?” No, they don’t. They think we are powerless. This is a one party state with supermajorities on all sides, so they can do whatever they want.
However, they do have to put this question on the ballot in a special election (cost $250 million). I’d like to think there are enough fair minded people out there to turn this shameless proposal down, but I’m not optimistic. Paint by number…





















