When I was a little kid I remember hating to get a haircut from Alvin the barber who had a shop in Victor. But if I was good and sat still in the chair I would get a Tootsie Roll Pop when it was over.
But this takes incentives for ‘good’ behavior to a whole new level:
A brothel in Austria is offering incentives for unvaccinated residents in the European country, granting free entry and private sessions for those who get the COVID-19 vaccine.
According to a report from the Daily Mail, FunPalast, a brothel located in Vienna, “offers clients a 30-minute session in the sexual ‘sauna club’ with the ‘lady of their choice’ if they get the vaccine at the on-site clinic.”
Gotta love the establishment’s name FunPalast! Who knew Vienna was such a swinging place? I think of cathedrals and opera and Mozart and strudel, not red light districts.
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But aren’t the Viennese being a little narrow minded limiting the post shot treat to the ‘lady’ of their choice? What if a fellow swings the other way? Or what if a gal came in seeking a shot and a stud? Or what about the other 50 genders who want to choose their personal pronouns from an ever expanding list? Are they shut out of the ‘sauna club’ because the FunPalast services are discriminatory? Somebody call the Austrian Equity Police!
I wonder if masks are required at FunPalast? We are pretty sheltered here on Brumby Road, but even I know that masks have a role in fun and games time. But at some point they have to come off if the client is going to get his/her money’s worth. Even for a post vax freebie.
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